Here at Life After Wawa, we firmly believe in the fact that our opinions are different. And we’re thoroughly in love with arguing about how different different said opinions are.
We also love lists. For the past couple of years, the two of us have been watching nearly every movie we can each year, and then sharing our favorites with each other and all of our friends. And, then, we commence the arguing. Anyways, here are our lists
Zak:
Honorable Mentions: Mad Max: Fury Road, It Follows, Carol, Dope, Me and Earl and The Dying Girl, The End of the Tour, Crimson Peak, Steve Jobs, Mistress America, The Night Before, Brooklyn, Spotlight, Grandma, Mr. Holmes, Krampus, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
#10 Bone Tomahawk

It’s a damn shame that Bone Tomahawk didn’t get much of a wider theatrical release, because it certainly tops the list of “2015 Kurt Russell Westerns.” To be fair, Kurt Russell’s terrific moustache and an immense amount of gore are just about where similarities between Bone Tomahawk and The Hateful Eight end. Bone Tomahawk is no-nonsense and straight forward. Characters don’t need to spend 15 minutes arguing with each other because they have a job to do. At its surface, Bone Tomahawk is just a classic “cowboys on a rescue mission” movie, and that straightforwardness is what makes everything else work. The “Troglodyte” villains are terrifying from the get-go, and that’s because there’s no grey area with them. They’re just evil. They kill without second thought, they look utterly terrifying, and I will have nightmares about their whistles for years. God, the sounds those cannibals make are the scariest thing I’ve heard in maybe any film I’ve ever seen.
#9 Inside Out
Whew. Pixar almost had me there. Last couple movies weren’t bad, but Pixar used to have this knack of making every single movie magical. And that magic was missing. All that magic came rushing back in Inside Out. First off, astounding world building here. Making a world of a person’s mind is pretty unpaved territory, so there are really no preconceived ideas of that world has to look at, and Pixar created a world with rules, magic, and mystery. These movie was also educational. It’s so important that we don’t confine sadness to a little circle where it does nothing. I think I needed to hear that it’s okay to be sad sometimes, and this movie makes it okay. It’s also so damn bright, and funny, and wonderful. It leaves you wanting more from this world. I could’ve been stuck in Dream Productions, or Imaginationland, or the myriad of other people’s brains, and watched them forever, but Inside Out gave us just a taste of all of these wonderful worlds, all independently operating, and didn’t linger, never bored us. Also, we could’ve been bored by what was going on outside of Riley’s head, in the “real world”, but I was almost just as invested in that reality (I may have started bawling when she calls for the bus to stop). Keep doing you, Pixar. My money is all yours, forever.
#8 Sicario
God. The names here are enough. Emily Blunt. Benicio Del Toro. Dennis Villeneuve. Josh Brolin. Roger Deakins. But they all swirl into this perfect cocktail that is Sicario, a masterpiece of suspense. Sicario alone had at least 3 of the best scenes of the year (the highway scene, the dinner scene, and the ending). Benicio Del Toro rocked the fucking house. Something about his presence onscreen was simultaneously terrifying and yet also kind of calming. Every little detail was perfect here, too. When the seemingly random Mexican cop/Dad would eat his breakfast, I was dying for Huevos Rancheros. Every little sound in this movie was perfectly placed. You could feel trucks driving on the streets of Mexico, and every footstep or beat from the soundtrack put you more on the edge of your seat. “You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now.” Man. This movie could be anti-Tourism commercial for Mexico.
#7 Ex Machina
Alternate title: “General Hux and Poe Dameron Hang Out With Hot Droids.” Seriously, what a year for Domhnall Gleeson and Alicia Vikander, coming from relative obscurity to starring in like 8 combined films this year, all awesome. Ex Machina is a breath of fresh air in a sci-fi genre cluttered with action and adventure spectacles. Nothing wrong with those, but it’s been a while since we’ve gotten a true hard sci-fi that concerns itself more with human truth than fantasy. Ex Machina is basically a long Twilight Zone episode, in the best possible way, and unlike the old black and white days, this movie is astoundingly visual, and looks absolutely beautiful. There’s a distinct clash between what men create and what nature creates. Ex Machina is a modern day Frankenstein story. Also, Oscar Isaacs is an absolute treat no matter what movie he’s in. Especially when he tears up the fucking dance floor.
#6 Phoenix
Of all the movies on this list, this is the only movie that I truly walked into blind, knowing nothing about it. I didn’t even know it existed until the day I saw, in a movie theater full of old people. But it blew me away. Specifically the final scene. I mean, the whole movie was great, but it would be a little lower on the list without that final scene. God, I’m trying to avoid spoilers here but it ends just….perfectly. And this entire movie is pretty great. It’s essentially reverse film noir, told from the perspective of the femme fatale. Hell, it takes place in the right era, though instead of 1940s Los Angeles, it takes the backdrop of postwar Germany. This movie just shows so much love for the film noir genre, and it’s pretty nice to see such a masculine driven genre from a feminine gaze.
#5 Kingsman: The Secret Service
2015 was basically the year of the spy movie. We had a new Bond, a new Mission: Impossible, Spy, the Man from U.N.C.L.E., and we had this. Kingsman was singlehandedly the most fun in theaters I may have ever had. Every moment was a smile. And this movie looked like absolute shit when it was first announced. Remind me never to second guess Matthew Vaughn again. The man knows that the key to a good action comedy is by making it a good action movie first. While Kingsman is hilarious, it had amazing fight sequences, and an almost music video quality to the visual perfection of its action sequences. And it wasn’t just a parody movie, though it did not only parody spy films, but also the young adult movies that have come in Hunger Games’ wake. It stands on its own as an excellent show of class warfare in modern day England. Top it all off with Colin Firth as the most supremely likable posh British agent, and this movie KICKs ASS. Seriously, FIRST CLASS stuff.
I don’t know why I’m trying to make Matthew Vaughn jokes, please help.
#4 Creed
I had no interest in seeing Creed. “All boxing movies are the same, and that’s not a good thing”, I thought. Then I reluctantly saw Creed after work, and hot damn. It’s not that it’s a different movie. Much in the way The Force Awakens imitates the story of A New Hope, Creed imitates Rocky to bring a new audience to an old franchise. But it’s not a mere parroting of the same exact movie, it’s an unabashed love affair with the source material. And it breaks the fourth wall with it. Hell, the core question at the heart of Creed is practically “How can I become my own in the shadow of someone greater?” Just like Donnie learns to embrace his father’s identity while becoming his own, completely different person, Creed embraces its predecessor while showing us that it’s still damn good all on its own. Also, the soundtrack to this movie will make you ready to take on any tough British boxer out there.
#3 Room
What made Room work was Jack. It could have been a lame old Lifetime movie, but instead, we looked at the story from the point of view of a child. Instead of following the gaze of this woman who has been through a horrible experience, which nearly no one can properly relate to, we get to look at the brilliance of both her character, and this entire story, through the eyes of a still innocent child. And, I don’t know, something about looking at the world through this child, who has never even seen the world, is magical. Everything in the world feels new, because it is new to Jack. And from that place, it’s hard to be cynical about anything. Everything is fresh, everything is scary, and everything is beautiful. Brie Larson is taking over the awards circuit, and deservedly so, but Jacob Tremblay fucking kills it.
#2 The Revenant
How could you walk out at the end of this movie, Papas, and say “meh”!?! What kind of impressive-ass movies have you been watching this whole time that transcend all film-making like The Revenant? Jesus H. Christ, man. I stand by what I said, Alejandro Innaritu is a gift to film. The man is a modern day Werner Herzog. While he conquered the battle of man vs. himself in Birdman, Innaritu move on to man vs. nature in the Revenant. The man, partnered, once again, with the incomparable Emmanuel Lubezki, made this beautiful piece of art, and you said “meh”!? Okay, to be fair, I think you’re more of a “great acting performances” guy, which is why Spotlight will be at the top of your list (and that’s fine, Spotlight was awesome) and you think David O. Russell is one of the best directors of the decade (he’s hogwash, but we’ll fight about that later), and there’s nothing wrong with that. And with all the buzz around Leo winning the Oscar finally (it’s going to happen), his performance in this movie is pretty damn overrated. Like, he was great, but it’s not the finest performance of his career. Tom Hardy is the real Oscar worthy performance here, though. And that opening battle scene is some straight up Gladiator/Saving Private Ryan shit. This isn’t just a movie about a man getting attacked by a bear, it’s an amazing revenge flick, and there’s little better than an amazing revenge flick
#1 Anomalisa

Anomalisa just…it just happens. It’s a world like we all sometimes envision, a world where everyone else is the same, and you’re special and unique, but are you? God, stopping fucking up my brain, Charlie Kauffman. That’s what this movie is, one delicious mindfuck, that in classic Charlie Kauffman fashion, bends the rules of what “fourth wall” means. He doesn’t talk to you, and shatter the fourth wall with a blunt edge like Ferris Bueller or Deadpool. He just makes you question everything you’ve ever done and what’s real, and what’s not real, and I’m writing in run-on sentences because whenever I think about this movie it feels like a dream that I experienced rather than a movie that I saw. This is a movie that has Claymation cunnilingus, and makes it the most natural, human thing to view on screen. Straight up perfect. Movie of the year.
Movies I Still Need to See: 45 Years, Son of Saul, Youth, Chi-Raq, apparently the Good Dinosaur and the Peanuts Movie, While We’re Young, and Sleeping With Other People
Most Underrated: American Ultra
Max Landis can be a snotty a-hole who doesn’t know how to handle himself when given an audience (particularly on twitter). But he does do fun shit. American Ultra feels like it was written by a film student, and while that carries some baggage with it (there’s a difference between student and master), it also carries a certain level of optimism, fun, and inventiveness that makes for a great time at the movies. It’s something different, yaknow. Also, I mostly bypassed the Twilight thing, so I happen to think Kristen Stewart is just great.
Film I feel most conflicted about: The Hateful Eight
Tarantino is great. One of my favorite directors. And The Hateful Eight wasn’t bad, per se, it was just….lacking? The first act was a total snooze fest. And Tarantino, who writes terrific dialogue, hell, that’s his signature, got a little meandering. What this movie needed was a competent editor who would get in Tarantino’s face, and maybe hold his dick before he got to it. Parts of this movie where unnecessary and just straight up uncomfortable (see: sexism and dick jokes). And when we finally get to the Tarantino violent fun we expect, it’s all stuffed into the second act, in stark contrast to the first act, and it’s all a little too much at once. It’s pretty much meaningless violence, and if you think other Tarantino movies are also meaningless violence, you haven’t been paying attention. This is new territory. I still enjoyed it, for the most part, and Ennio Morricone is the greatest-film-composer-who-ever-lived-sorry-not-sorry-John-Williams, and he continues to prove that in this movie, but part of me feels like if I didn’t see the 70mm roadshow, I would have enjoyed this even less. I was actually thankful for the intermission.